Alan Britt
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CHRISTMAS CARD PRETTY MUCH MADE POPULAR BY CONSTANTINE
We have the most spears so we'll deck the halls with boughs of holly tonight, praying for epiphany beneath a freezing pine Indiana morning, oatmeal coagulating pastel plastic bowls, hoping for a genie of sorts, an alien on a dare, anyone or anything, any boiling light to stretch its flickering jellyfish tentacles around our Costco, 4 ½ foot, LED multi-colored artificial Norwegian spruce, then Merry Christmas to all & to all one helluva good night!
MICKEY THE MANTLE
Michael, my cousin— or Mickey the Mantle, that is the question?
(Considering Uncle Jack’s warning one day before, solemn and to the point.)
But my cousin, whose reality exceeded Babe Ruth’s myth when cousin, Mickey, predicting his historic homerun with a boyish Indiana grin and a low-slung bat punished a baseball that shattered the tiny window on Uncle Jack’s hand-built, unoccupied rental nestled high above the cornfield.
Serendipitous to this historic event, I bore witness and, therefore, stand as official notary to this singular athletic feat by my cousin, Michael J. Allen, or Mickey the inimitable Mantle, no longer a question.
But, as I recall, sporting a hammer, some bent nails, a stubby whiskbroom and one badly warped dustpan, we nailed plywood and swept shards of humility well into the dimly-lit evening.
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